I remember when I was younger, I always looked forward to the day I could go to bars so that I could meet older chicks, who I didn’t have the opportunity to meet at high school or college parties. Now that I am older, I want to meet younger women. I guess it’s true that you always want what you don’t have. The bush is always greener around somebody else’s Johnson, I guess. Don’t focus on hooking up with older women while you’re young. If the opportunity arises to hook up with a hot, older chick, then by all means— runkle away. But you should realize that you can always hook up with older women, but you won’t always be able to get away with pouching YP forever in most countries. Penile impotence, social protocol or local authorities will catch up with you sooner or later. A few things to remember about poshing. It is true that “girls just want to have fun”. They may not necessarily be looking for a relationship at all, especially the hot little clubber girls you’ll meet out in New York or Los Angles. So don’t go giving your heart away and start getting serious with some piece of YP right away, just because you are infatuated and fantasizing about what it would be like to be with this girl long term. These girls are in no hurry to get serious, because they see their “prime pussy years”—ages 17-24 as one big opportunity. Who can blame them? That bush they’re sitting on is worth its weight in gold, baby. Most of these girls aren’t looking for a commitment or even a boyfriend, so keep your Johnson free of emotion.
What I have come to realize is that every single older PB I know dreams about runkling teenage booty. Soon you are going to find yourself scamming on a particular chick just because she’s young and irrespective of what she looks like, and then you’re going to brag to your friends about runkling YP. That’s when you know you are really getting old. Get all young women you can while you can, so that when you’re older, you won’t have any regrets and plenty of bragging rights. I’m fond of saying “There’s nothing wrong with fat on a woman, as long as it’s baby fat!” Need a reminder of why fresh fish tastes better? Check out spring break in the US or a beach in Europe in the summer time. There are great bodies everywhere, because they’re all new. Trust me. When you start to date chicks who have their own cars, their own apartments and their very own pair of bags under their eyes, you will appreciate things like supple skin, untouched, rose-colored lips and big, soft, young breasts— the kind that only YP has. Don’t get me wrong. Pedophilia is crime in most countries and a sin in all religions. She has to be sexually mature for you to be justified in attempting to runkle her. My rule of thumb is “If she’s old enough to drive, she old enough to be driven!” Some of my more liberal friends go much further than that— “If there is grass on the field, play ball!”