United States of America


Ah, the good old US of A, my home country, land of the free, home of the brave and some damn, beautiful women, if you know where to look. It’s a big country and extremely diverse, much more so than any other place on earth. It’s impossible to describe a typical American girl. We’ve got everything here from the Jewish American princess to the Italian American to the African American to the Irish American to the Asian American to the Southern belle to the California babe to the all-American mutt. And they all are here in significant numbers. There are also a lot of different kinds of places to visit— all with very unique personalities. There are big cities, beach towns, desert towns, mountain towns, college towns, gambling towns and resort towns. You name it, and you’ll find it here in most every area of the country you may visit. And within any given local you can find a variety of different places in which to scam— all with distinctly different clientele, atmosphere and age ranges. My point is that for PB who is easily bored or can’t quite find a niche anywhere else, this is the country to be in. We have everything here.

The women in North America tend to be more self-confident, self-assertive and self-reliant than those of Central and South America. (Whether or not they really deserve to be is debatable.) Americans also tend to be pretty easy going and more tolerant of religious, racial, social and economic differences with respect to who they runkle, much more so than in other parts of the word like in Asia, but not as much as some European countries. That’s because there are so many different kinds of people here they’re exposed to. Girls in the US more than most any other country will also tend to do as they please, despite the influences of their family and friends including all would be Mother Theresa’s. If she likes you, she’ll probably runkle. With most American chicks you don’t have to play the cat and mouse game so typical of some other parts of the world, like Central and South America. Now don’t get me wrong. The are plenty of American girls who aren’t so self-assertive or so tolerant (like in the deep South for example), so keep this in mind. Another unique thing about American girls is that they generally workout on a regular basis. Aerobics, weightlifting, running and other sports, while growing in popularity in other parts of the world, are no where as near as popular among the fairer sex than in the United States. (Hopefully after meeting you, they will take up another great American workout, boner jockeying!) This makes for some great bodies you won’t find anywhere else on earth.

As opposed to Europe in which I prefer to travel by train, the US is best done by car. The train and bus systems here are no where near as convenient, efficient or inexpensive as they are in Europe and some other parts of the world. In addition, the locations and lay outs of the cities, beaches and hot spots you should include on your itinerary demand that you be in complete control of your means of travel. Unfortunately, to buy alcohol and to get into most bars and clubs in the US, you must be 21 years old or older, although there are many clubs who will admit those who are 18, 19 or 20 without allowing them to drink. Fortunately, there are many others nocturnal haunts, especially in the larger cities like New York and Los Angeles, which are pretty lenient with respect to this federal law, and will let you in despite a bad fake or no ID whatsoever. (The police in those cities have a lot more important things to worry about than your party habits.) But don’t let this discourage you. You can always find a party.

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